So I was thinking about how the homosexuals, especially the dude gays, think of the other people of the same sex.
For male heteroes, if they see a woman's private parts, they get aroused. That is a given fact.
Also, if you were to take a picture of a guy's penis, and then put the picture among other pictures of penises, the person will have a hard time recognizing his own penis unless his penis is very unique looking.
So here's the experiment:
You secretly take pictures of the gay people's penises. You then tell the gays that this is a survey determining which penis shapes are the most attractive. You then show them their own penis pictures....
Do you think they will have a boner looking at their own penises?
If they do get a boner, are they gay for themselves?
Mind blowing, I know.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
God hates amputees?
I pondered the question, "How do arm amputees pray to god?" I mean they don't have arms nor hands to perform the act of praying with two hands. Also...god wants people to praise him so does he hate amputees who cannot physically pray to him? Then I ventured further and wondered if they could freeze the amputated arms/hands and then just have someone bring them out of the freezer when they wanted to pray? Seems like a solid solution to this dilemma, until someone one night gets hungry and decides to bake himself (or herself) something they thought was an arm of lamb or something... There's also the fact that cancer survivors attribute their miraculous recovery to the work of god, how come god doesn't heal the amputated? It's got to be because they cannot pray properly with their hands. Amputees of the legs do not get healed as well, therefore god must also hate those that are legless. This must mean that he doesn't like people that cannot walk which makes sense because he also doesn't save dead babies that get thrown in the dumpster (I keep hearing about this in grade school).
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
This is really racist but...
... there's a saying in Korea that Chinese people eat anything that moves, Japanese people eat anything that swims, and Korean people eat anything that barks.
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