Great Success!

If you have been following my blog, I probably do not need to tell you that my campaign for the legalization of serving human meat in restaurants has been successful. I have gained support mainly through the internet via people such as yourself! I attribute the success of the campaign to the anonymity of the internet which has allowed many of us to voice our opinions even if they are controversial. I, too, have remained anonymous throughout this fight for our right to eat each other but for another reason. As you may not know, my wife is a post-mortem person and strongly disagrees with the recently passed No Culinary Borders Act. I love my wife very much and respect her views, but I believe there are some post-mortem people that do not deserve to rest in their caskets nor do they deserve to find love in the afterlife. These 'zombies' (excuse my french) do not deserve a second chance and must be put to a second death (aka be eaten) and with a child on the way(thanks for all your congratulatory notes) I had to find a way to provide. The burial business is doing well but I could not see it be economically viable in sustaining a family. So I have decided to finally open my restaurant and serve human meat. It may seem strange to run a restaurant concurrently with burial services but there is actually some good synergy between the two. I am now offering reasonably priced catering services during the funeral but it is an offer that is only valid for closed-casket events. Anyhow, I know the idea of opening a human meat restaurant would leave my wife deathly appalled, so I have decided to keep it a secret from her. For now.